Call me Newt!  Nerdy ASD swampy gendergoblin.  Queer AF.  I Make Art n Things. Am a Them

Ahhh I think I figured out where the sudden influx of notes has come from.  Someone Blazed a post that I think included a reblog addition from me?  From the ol’ Tumblr Classics genre of Humans As Space Orks/Earth Is Space Austraila.

Okay so a heads up.

I am NOT THE ORIGIN OF STABBY THE SPACE ROOMBA

I would love to be.  But I am not.

The origin story for Stabby can be found here:

https://www.tumblr.com/sepulchritude/152864353958/on-the-topic-of-humans-being-the-intergalactic

With a pretty great chain of The Tale of Stabby available here:

https://www.tumblr.com/spacefaringviking/172552052731/on-the-topic-of-humans-being-the-intergalactic

I merely referenced Stabby - who was already a beloved and well established Tumblr creation by then.

im-just-a-random-fandom-girl:

listen, i hate how biden has responded to the crisis in gaza as much as the next person, but for i cant bear the idea of withholding my vote in the upcoming election… trump just said in the debate that we should “let israel finish the job”

how HORRIFIC. how DISGUSTING. i get that voting for biden feels like we are settling, but the alternative is just so much worse

Rishi Sunak institutes mandatory 1-year Omelas Hole national service for all 17 year olds.

Tumblr Code.

shabbytigers:

anotherdayforchaosfay:

gallusrostromegalus:

dduane:

blingblingboy-shaggy-kinnie:

heritageposts:

gossipseer:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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always reblog tumblr identification

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

Bro what it’s the second of July 2020. Happy 8th anniversary of this classic tumblr post!!!!

And now its 10th. Yay!

Oh, just in time for all the twitter and reddit refugees!

Remember, do not act surprised. Especially if they have no shoelaces and tell you they stole them from the president.

i have no shoelaces and i must scream

moddeydhoo:

roguebombshell:

psychotic-gerard:

love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.

I remember when I was about 12, I watched a show on TLC that followed people as they got somewhat uncommon medical procedures.

There was one episode with a trans woman getting different gender-affirming operations, including breast implants. It showed the procedure, and (what I found so fascinating that it’s stuck with me for decades), as soon as the doctor put the implant in, a censor blur popped up on the nipple.

And you just know there was a meeting between the TLC lawyers and the editors and producers of the show to discuss what the difference was between a “man nipple” (can be shown) and a “woman nipple” (no no must obscure, ‘tis naughty). And they decided that as soon as the implant goes in and the nipple has more mass behind it, that’s the moment when it becomes a woman’s nipple and must be hidden to comply with TV rules.

But it’s the same nipple. On the same person. I know what it looks like; I just saw it. But TV and obscenity rules are rules, and the rules say woman nipple = sexual and therefore explicit, but man nipple = neutral, just fine.

“Free the Nipple” was calling out arbitrary bullshit like that, because someone just existing with their body parts should not be considered obscene, and the double standard that men can be topless but women can’t is so blatantly ridiculous. All nipples are just nipples. If you get turned on or bothered by them, that’s on you.

Literally not the owner’s problem if you get a boner about it.

bob-artist:

bob-artist:

I decided to mix it up and do some non-fiction

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I realized this 9-year-old post was due for a sequel.

They’re free. They’re running through a meadow.

Happy pride :)

pocket-deer-boy:

pocket-deer-boy:

Diet companies won’t tell you this but starving yourself is a lot worse for your health than overeating

Your body has a whoooole process for storing excess fats for later and cleaning out excess nutrients. Your body straight up can not run at all if you give it too little to run on. Don’t make your body pick and choose between essential processes, eat when you’re hungry.