Urist McDorf

Urist McDorf

One fat, geeky feminist crafters blog of random crap.
fyeahwiccanraven:

[Image description: A screen-capture of a text message conversation on a smartphone. The screen depicts two messages from the same sender.
TEXT: Drunk thoughts: What if instead of invoking earth, air, fire, and water we instead invoked all of the elements on the periodic table individually? NERD WICCA.
Hail spirits of Argon! Of the noblest of gases! Join us in our circle and witness our rites! Lend us your lack of energy and inability to affect chemical reactions in most circumstances! *rings bell 18 times for atomic number*]
NERD WICCA. Count me in.
Unsure of the original source. Found on facebook and sent to me by Amazingly Amy. lolz for days.

fyeahwiccanraven:

[Image description: A screen-capture of a text message conversation on a smartphone. The screen depicts two messages from the same sender.

TEXT: Drunk thoughts: What if instead of invoking earth, air, fire, and water we instead invoked all of the elements on the periodic table individually? NERD WICCA.

Hail spirits of Argon! Of the noblest of gases! Join us in our circle and witness our rites! Lend us your lack of energy and inability to affect chemical reactions in most circumstances! *rings bell 18 times for atomic number*]

NERD WICCA. Count me in.

Unsure of the original source. Found on facebook and sent to me by Amazingly Amy. lolz for days.

On Parental Guidance and Banned Books

Progress is going well on my shawl.  I’ve just used up the fibre plyed so far, and am a scant 15 rows away from finishing the first wing.  I expect the singles I have spun and ready to ply will be enough to do the second wing and maybe 1/3 to 1/2 of the…

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Rocky Horror star Tim Curry 'suffers major stroke'

Glad to hear he’s doing okay.  Get well soon, Tim Curry!

Police swoop on the homeless taking sleeping bags and food parcels in co-ordinated raids in Redbridge

Well this is fucking disgusting.  No clever critique here, please just share and help me condemn these bell-ends.

Sir, I demand satisfaction!

Sir, I demand satisfaction!

If you’re hurting.  If you’re struggling.

I don’t know you personally, but I do care.  If I was there with you, I’d build you a deep, soft, warm, safe nest from blankets and pillows and pleasant sensory things, and position it in a quiet room without sources of stress.  I’d bundle you up in it and hold you and soothe you, and bring you tissues and a drink and snacks when you need them.  And whatever you do to make yourself okay, I won’t judge you or tut or look at you with that concerned face people do.  I’ll just tell you it’s okay and tuck that nest up a little cosier around you.

Since I can’t be there, please be good to yourself in my stead?

fabfatfemme:

aeromatic:

rubyetc:

I’m so glad this is being passed around. Some of the comments people have left are just great and although it’s sad that so many people struggle with self-destruction, it also feels good to discuss it openly and creatively and have people support the hell out of that.

This is so cute :’) Bless you rubyetc!

So important. Wear whatever you want to no matter what. You deserve to be happy. 

fabfatfemme:

aeromatic:

rubyetc:

I’m so glad this is being passed around. Some of the comments people have left are just great and although it’s sad that so many people struggle with self-destruction, it also feels good to discuss it openly and creatively and have people support the hell out of that.

This is so cute :’) Bless you rubyetc!

So important. Wear whatever you want to no matter what. You deserve to be happy. 

(via fuckyeahfeminists)

Current Projects. A List

This is nothing fancy or special.  I just decided it was about time I made myself a list of my current WIPs, since I have a terrible tendency to tidy them away when guests are visiting, only to completely forget about them for weeks afterwards.  There…

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wilwheaton:

COFFEE: BEFORE AND AFTER.

You’re adorable and your dressing gown is adorable.wilwheaton:

COFFEE: BEFORE AND AFTER.

You’re adorable and your dressing gown is adorable.

wilwheaton:

COFFEE: BEFORE AND AFTER.

You’re adorable and your dressing gown is adorable.

lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and country. if it's already there, don't add it again. lets take a look at tumblr's diversity

  • Shanghai, China
  • Pisa, Italy
  • Longkou, China
  • Brisbane, Australia
  • University Place, USA
  • Salamanca, Spain
  • Cambridge, England
  • London, England
  • Siuntio, Finland
  • Edinburg, USA
  • Huddersfield, England
  • Rendsburg, Germany
  • Cardiff, Wales
  • Bridgeport,USA
  • Groningen, The Netherlands
  • Cody, USA
  • Antwerp, Belgium
  • Greenville, USA
  • Great Falls, USA
  • Ghent, Belgium
  • Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina
  • St.John's, Canada
  • Bourgas,Bulgaria
  • Terneuzen, The Netherlands
  • Berlin, Germany
  • Frankfurt/ Main, Germany
  • Brescia, Italy
  • Enschede, The Netherlands
  • Doetinchem, The Netherlands
  • Florence, Italy
  • Northampton, England
  • Norwich, England
  • Bloomington (IL), USA
  • Baton Rouge, USA
  • Charleston, WV, USA
  • Staten Island, NY, USA
  • Picton,Ontario, Canada
  • Orlando, FL, USA
  • Seattle, WA, USA
  • Folkestone, England