Urist McDorf

One fat, geeky feminist crafters blog of random crap.

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

(Source: jenkristofu, via answersfromvanaheim)

cenanico:

radicalrebellion:

feministcaptainmorgan:

baronsledjoys:

firecannotkillafitblr:

This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

I cannot even explain how true this is. Its ridiculous. Resting bitch face ALL DAY

(Source: girlcodeonmtv)

myelvenkingdom:

Behooold, my viking bling!  The large and incredibly epic bronze necklace is the newest addition to my shiny, wearable treasures! Taken with (Instagram) Feel free to follow me here as well!I post personal pictures of yours truly, my art, daily life and my ever so epic adventures :)  My username: Tathariel 

myelvenkingdom:

Behooold, my viking bling!  The large and incredibly epic bronze necklace is the newest addition to my shiny, wearable treasures! 

Taken with (Instagram
Feel free to follow me here as well!
I post personal pictures of yours truly, my art, daily life and my ever so epic adventures :)  

My username: Tathariel 

(via thorswoman)

coelasquid:

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol
didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall


So when I saw this I thought “oh is this that movie where all the ancient Egyptian gods are gonna be white people I heard about a while ago?” so I checked IMDB and apparently No! There’s a completely different upcoming ancient Egypt movie coming up with a bunch of white dudes playing the lion’s share of the cast called Gods of Egypt featuring gems like Jaime Lannister Horus and Barbossa Ra.

coelasquid:

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol

didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

So when I saw this I thought “oh is this that movie where all the ancient Egyptian gods are gonna be white people I heard about a while ago?” so I checked IMDB and apparently No! There’s a completely different upcoming ancient Egypt movie coming up with a bunch of white dudes playing the lion’s share of the cast called Gods of Egypt featuring gems like Jaime Lannister Horus and Barbossa Ra.

findchaos:

animationtidbits:

Mad Max: Fury Road - SDCC 2014 Trailer

WOMEN!!!

Awesome fighty women with shaved heads and big guns and artificial limbs and huge spiky cars and awesome fight scenes and Max as a single character SURROUNDED BY AMAZING WOMEN YES GODS YES PLEASE YES.